koganbot | That's why it's a story! We are making it up!

Brie Larsen decided that blogspot wasn't working for her so she's back to blogging on MySpace. Sample:

J: Soup.
B: Soup.
J: Sausage.
B: Sausage.
J: Now tell me.
B: Yes...
J: How are they anything alike?
B: I don't know John!! I don't even know what it means anyway. I mean, how is that a story!
J: It could be a recipe...
B: Who is going to make a jalapenos popper and napkin salad.
J: ITS BELL PEPPER AND A TABLE CLOTH SOUP.
B: FINE. WHO IS GOING TO MAKE A BELL PEPPER AND TABLE CLOTH SOUP!
J: Its not real Bean! Its A B S T R A C T.
B: Its not abstract! It just makes no sense!
J: And what does abstract mean?
B: .......
J: Yeah.
B: Okay whatever.
J: .....
B: ....
J: ..........
B: ....
J: We aren't going to write a story are we?
B: I swear we are. I'm just getting tired.
J: So am I thats why we gotta hurry!
B: Well I don't even get what its about!
J: Thats why its a story! We are making it up!

Brie Larson is a promising singer and actress but as a writer she's already way beyond promising; I wish her story "Now You See It, Now You Don't" from Bunnies and Traps #2 were available online.