Tell me what to write in my next column

[koganbot]

I am in Connecticut for Thanksgiving hence have only library access to a computer hence no listening to or downloading music on it and also all my music is in Denver obviously and I have no idea what to write for the column that's due next week? So you people should tell me what to write about. Please suggest many things. Perhaps I will write about all of them. Or maybe we could do this as Ask Frank Kogan, which was a pretty good thread on ilX once because people kept asking me about things I knew nothing about, and I would answer.

Comments

[skyecaptain.livejournal.com]

"Effete and ass-kissy" versus "vicious and angry" is interesting! And it makes sense that something particularly annoying would be "vicious and angry to please the teacher," though I'm not sure why (why is it more annoying than doing anything else to please the teacher? And who's the teacher?). So I guess in HS parlance it's the difference between a teacher's pet and a bully? ("Teacher's pet" is another of your key phrases that I've never totally been clear on -- in part because I think I AM a sort of teacher's pet.)