Tell me what to write in my next column

[koganbot]

I am in Connecticut for Thanksgiving hence have only library access to a computer hence no listening to or downloading music on it and also all my music is in Denver obviously and I have no idea what to write for the column that's due next week? So you people should tell me what to write about. Please suggest many things. Perhaps I will write about all of them. Or maybe we could do this as Ask Frank Kogan, which was a pretty good thread on ilX once because people kept asking me about things I knew nothing about, and I would answer.

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Re: Miranda Lambert song title contained within this post

[koganbot]

within several thousand feet of any place that might actually have people such as schools and churches

Actually, most schools and churches are not, in fact, people, no matter how I like to anthropomorphize them. I should have written, "within several thousand feet of any place, such as a church or a school, that might actually have people.