Rules Of The Game #6: The Boney Joan Rule

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Latest column, in which I explain why everything is everything else.

The Boney Joan Rule

Your own examples or refutations are welcome.

(I'm not back from vacation, but I did find my way to a computer, and maybe I'll succeed in doing so again soon; sorry to Dave, Nia, Kat, and Jessica for not getting a chance to respond to your most recent comments.)

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Comments

[koganbot]

Also notice that Anthony owing to basic goodheartedness is able to ask questions that from other people (e.g., Al Shipley) are destructive and useless but from him are inspiring and worth following up.

I think that Tim Finney also answered the question somewhat, though not in the way that I did given that Tim, like Anthony, is gay, hence his Ashlee love is not at all likely to be dick specific.

In general, "sexy" is a compliment when aimed at rock music, though punk challenged the sex emphasis somewhat.

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Comment 2009: was unfair of me to single out Shipley; at the time in my brain I was running Shipley together with some of the ilX scum who were doing much worse (e.g., Ch4ki and Enr!qu3 and g3rshy, obviously, and d33j, unfortunately, and - I hate to say it - Jess).

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Comment 2010: Further, the way I wrote that thing implied that Shipley had come in with a line of attack that went "You like it owing to your dick," when he wasn't one of the ones doing so.

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Nor was d33j, unless I'm misremembering.