Frank Kogan

So...why write bring it up in a review of this particular song? I mean, it contradicts the song itself (she makes one clear statement of what she wants: for you to be there when you say you'll be there), so what it says to me is that M.H. didn't bother to listen, or didn't think it was necessary to listen. S/he had something s/he wanted to say and was going to say it, reality be damned. It's lazy, it's arrogant ("if I write it, it must be true!"), and it's insulting to the reader ("they'll totally never notice that this is the opposite of reality!"). It's like the tiny blurb version of the Salon Britney review. Like, why bother writing about the music if you're not interested in the music? Start a blog about all your shitty girlfriends, if that's what you want to write about.