Frank Kogan

Yup, Lily pretty much says what she wants, so do many others, I'm sure. But I get the feeling from Lily - used to read her MySpace page regularly - that she's spontaneous and warm-hearted, but she has discernment to go along with her warm-heartedness, that she wouldn't go "Mummy why is he walking funny?" and that when she snaps at something, it's 'cause she thinks the target has some power and authority that needs skewering (OK, maybe she's tough on her little brother and certain old grannys, but she correctly sees people like them as using their problems to take advantage of others). I also think she might well be an alcoholic, so the alcohol and her youthfulness and spontaneity get in the way of her judgment. But I think she basically knows the social rules. Should be interesting what she does next, because she's getting pushed into a role that accentuates her outrageousness, and at some point she's probably going to call bullshit on that.

Whereas Britney... as I said, I don't know. I imagine there's some intelligence and wisdom in all her acting out, but also a lot of childishness, and maybe some deeper disturbance. I mean, maybe she just forgot to put on her undies that day. But really, we shouldn't trust anything the tabs are saying.