We Were Using It To Prop Up Tables, But We Finally Bought Tables With Legs

Frank:

We're doing a creative nonfiction special sale on our website offering 50-75% off about 25 titles, including a few music titles. We'll be including REAL PUNKS in that sale at 75% off. I wanted to alert you know so that you could help spread the word and also to let you know that now is a good time to stock up on your own book if you need copies. We cannot offer a further author discount on top of the 75% off price. The sale will likely be up for a few months and should be active with a prominent link off our home page in the next couple of weeks. Please feel free to drive your friends and colleagues there.

If you want to place an order for yourself before the sale is active please just give me a call and I will take you order personally.

Hope you've been well.

Jxxx Mxxxx
Marketing and Sales Director
University of Georgia Press, 330 Research Drive, Athens, GA 30602
http://www.ugapress.uga.edu

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I don't have a poll function, but if I did, these would be the choices:

1) If Heidi Montag's singing didn't sound like she was forcing salt water out through her nose, "No More" would be one of the best singles of the year.

2) Despite her sounding like she's forcing salt water out through her nose, Heidi Montag's "No More" is one of the best singles of the year.

3) Heidi Montag's "No More" is one of the best singles of the year, and one of the reasons for this is that she sounds like she's forcing salt water out through her nose.

(I am wavering between choices 1 and 2. If I were ever to shift to choice 3, this would probably mean that I have entered a new psychosocial life stage, such as _______.)