Dear Universe

[koganbot]

Dear Universe,

Could you please make Tumblr crash every other day? And on the days when Tumblr doesn't crash, could you take out LiveJournal? Also, MySpace, Twitter, Facebook, and ilX could use some downtime too. Thank you.

Your friend,

Frank

Comments

[edgeofwhatever.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're the worst.

[koganbot]

I forgot that I needed to get away from YouTube, too. And Google video searches. And the New York Times.