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Frank Kogan ([personal profile] koganbot) wrote2010-03-14 06:57 am

Yet Another Year In America March 11, 2010

Taio Cruz wtf? He jumps out of nowhere (well, out of Britain) to nab number 1, denying Lady Antebellum their rightful place. "Rude Boy" at 4 looks like it's going to be Rihanna's first sustained hit from Rated R. A couple of country tunes, one by Blake Shelton and one by Easton Corbin, are just bubbling under the Top 40.

Taio Cruz ft. Ludacris "Break Your Heart": Cruz writes good tunes, but as a singer he's just a mannequin. Of his seven tracks that hit in Britain, only one, "Come On Girl," garnered a tick from me over on [livejournal.com profile] poptimists, and it shouldn't have. So now here from among the nonticks is "Break Your Heart," in a remix with Ludacris. It fits the DeRulo-Iyaz-Sean pretty-sugar-boy AutoTuned dance-r&b dance amalgam that's been hitting the top; nice Hi-NRG synths rolling along in the back make this less deadening than those others, and Luda adds a jolt of energy. Unfortunately, Cruz's mediocrity drains the song before it finishes, but I do think I underrated it the first time. BORDERLINE TICK.

Justin Bieber "Never Let You Go": A singer with a light touch on a light song and he still sounds strained, though I'm not finding a stream of the actual single. In any event, this is the first really good song he's released since "One Time," pleasing sweetness that doesn't douse us in sugar. BORDERLINE TICK.

Jason DeRulo "Ridin Solo": Instantly likable, like all his singles; then, like all his singles, it slowly dies as uninflected syllables follow one upon the other. NO TICK.

Daughtry "Life After You": The prettiness and cragginess in his voice cancel each other out this time. I could imagine this as a not-bad pop country song, though you'd have to give it to a singer who doesn't need to drag it complaining through the Cave Of Dark Feeling. NO TICK.

[identity profile] katstevens.livejournal.com 2010-03-14 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
The Taio remix is utterly pointless. Also I believe there is some sort of conspiracy between Jason DeRulo and Iyaz to confuse me: Jason does a song called 'In My Head' which I cannot think about without humming 'shawty's got a melody IN MY HEAD da-da-da etc'. Now Jason does a song called 'Ridin Solo' just after Iyaz does a song called 'Solo'. All made worse thanx to presence of Jason Mraz which is the product of squishing together Jason DeRulo and Iyaz. DUDES YOU SOUND ENOUGH LIKE EACH OTHER ALREADY.