Who Goes Out On Mondays? (Mid Year Singles, 2014 [and a couple albums])
Even with S. Korea having canceled spring on account of the ferry disaster (as Subdee says), I'm woefully behind on K-pop, and my listening elsewhere has been too random and intermittent even to be called scattershot. But anyway, int'l dance cheese goes strong at its most opportunist (Chainsmokers, Orange Caramel, Badkiz [the "Party Rock Anthem" influence still potent in Seoul], PungDeng-E, Arcade Fire, Mia Martina), whereas the boring int'l amalgamated danceR&Bglaze&crud that's been weighing down charts worldwide since 2009 somehow manages to sound touching in the hands of a Shakira and a Rihanna who've had all their distinctive characteristics removed. Danity Kane go retro, referencing Teena Marie; equally retro Dal★shabet, who still can't sing for shit, nonetheless find themselves immersed in great freestyle riffs. Ole punk manages not to be dead in the hands of poignantly desperate and angry Kate Nash and Courtney Love. T-ara, Jiyeon, and Puer Kim veer smoove and After School master smoove. Few boys' mouths, as is usual on my lists these days; fewer still who sing. And as the biz still invests almost nothing in us oldsters, funky fresh young Crayon Pop represent on our behalf.
SINGLES:
1. Wa$$up "Jingle Bell"
2. The Chainsmokers "#Selfie"
3. BiS "STUPiG"
4. Kate Nash "Sister"
5. Courtney Love "Wedding Day"
6. Orange Caramel "So Sorry"
7. Tinashe ft. Schoolboy Q "2 On"
8. Nicki Minaj "Lookin' Ass Nigga"
9. Crayon Pop "Uh-ee"
10. After School "Shh"
11. Future ft. Pharrell, Pusha T & Casino "Move That Dope"
12. Shakira ft. Rihanna "Can't Remember To Forget You"
13. Puer Kim "Manyo Maash"
14. Danity Kane "Bye Baby"
15. T-ara "First Love"
16. Badkiz "Ear Attack"
17. PungDeng-E "잘탕 (잘 시간이 어딨어)"
18. Dal★shabet "B.B.B (Big Baby Baby)"
19. Arcade Fire "We Exist"
20. Shakira "Empire"
21. Bass Drum Of Death "Black Don't Glow"
22. Neon Jungle "Braveheart"
23. Lady Gaga "G.U.Y."
24. Mia Martina ft. Dev "Danse"
25. Jiyeon "Never Ever"
26. SNSD "Mr.Mr."
27. Louie ft. Boy Wonder "Twilight"
28. Low Pros ft. Young Thug & PeeWee Longway "Jack Tripper"
29. After School "Rock It"
30. Kach "Tension"
31. T-ara "LA'booN"
32. Brantley Gilbert "Bottoms Up"
33. Rascal Flatts "Rewind"
ALBUMS
1. After School Dress To Kill [Avex Trax]
2. Kali Mutsa Souvenance [Shock Music]
SINGLES:
1. Wa$$up "Jingle Bell"
2. The Chainsmokers "#Selfie"
3. BiS "STUPiG"
4. Kate Nash "Sister"
5. Courtney Love "Wedding Day"
6. Orange Caramel "So Sorry"
7. Tinashe ft. Schoolboy Q "2 On"
8. Nicki Minaj "Lookin' Ass Nigga"
9. Crayon Pop "Uh-ee"
10. After School "Shh"
11. Future ft. Pharrell, Pusha T & Casino "Move That Dope"
12. Shakira ft. Rihanna "Can't Remember To Forget You"
13. Puer Kim "Manyo Maash"
14. Danity Kane "Bye Baby"
15. T-ara "First Love"
16. Badkiz "Ear Attack"
17. PungDeng-E "잘탕 (잘 시간이 어딨어)"
18. Dal★shabet "B.B.B (Big Baby Baby)"
19. Arcade Fire "We Exist"
20. Shakira "Empire"
21. Bass Drum Of Death "Black Don't Glow"
22. Neon Jungle "Braveheart"
23. Lady Gaga "G.U.Y."
24. Mia Martina ft. Dev "Danse"
25. Jiyeon "Never Ever"
26. SNSD "Mr.Mr."
27. Louie ft. Boy Wonder "Twilight"
28. Low Pros ft. Young Thug & PeeWee Longway "Jack Tripper"
29. After School "Rock It"
30. Kach "Tension"
31. T-ara "LA'booN"
32. Brantley Gilbert "Bottoms Up"
33. Rascal Flatts "Rewind"
ALBUMS
1. After School Dress To Kill [Avex Trax]
2. Kali Mutsa Souvenance [Shock Music]
Chuck's Singles-So-Far List, As Posted On Facebook Last Week
(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)June 26, 2014 at 8:49am
Dev feat. Sage The Gemini – Kiss It
Mia Martina feat. Dev – Danse
Calibre 50 – El Inmigrante
Xavie Shorts – Get Enough
Brantley Gilbert – Bottoms Up
Kindred The Family Soul – Everybody’s Hustlin’
Spiders – Mad Dog
Jamie O’Neal – Wide Awake
Javiera Mena – La Joya
Sunny Sweeney – Bad Girl Phase
Tensnake feat. Nile Rodgers and Fiona – Love Sublime
LGB – Country Woman
Pat Brown – I’m Taking Out The Trash
El Kommander – Soy De Rancho
Wendell B. – Celebrate Cho Day
Klass Band Brotherhood – My Angel
The Pretty Reckless – Heaven Knows
Toni Braxton and Babyface – Roller Coaster
Edguy – Love Tyger
DJ Snake and Lil Jon – Turn Down For What
Sweet Apple – Boys In Her Fan Club
Busy Signal – Done Wid Di War
Kacey Musgraves – The Trailer Song
The Shrine – Nothing Forever
De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig – De Toneelacadamie
Big Jay Cummings – Can We Ever Go Home Again
El Dasa – Por Ser Bonita
Jr. Blu – She’s Been Good
Phyno – Parcel (A Big Nwa)
Raw Shaw – The End Of The Rainbow
Schoolboy Q – Man Of The Year
The-Dream – Black
Rascal Flatts – Rewind
Wa$$up – Jingle Bell
Bob Baldwin – Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Dat
Scorpion Child – Kings Highway
Tamar Braxton – All The Way Home
Riff Raff – How To Be The Man
Klingande – Jubel
Future – Move That Dope
Kate Nash – Sister
Avril Lavigne – Hello Kitty
TK Soul – Caught Up In Doing Wrong
Eli Young Band – Dust
Bigelf – Control Freak
Black Zack feat. the Force MDs – Row Row
Bob Baldwin – Welcome To Planet Funky Onion
Lenny Williams – Didn’t I
Sturgill Simpson – Turtles All The Way Down
Crayon Pop – Uh-ee
George Tandy Jr. – March
Vybz Kartel – Addi Truth
Bella Thorne – Call It Whatever
Hebe Tien – Learning From Drunk
Stevie J – I Know That I Love Her
Pitbull feat. Ke$ha – Timber
Stevie J – Miss Apple Cheeks
Y.G. feat. Drake – Who Do You Love?
Slow Club – Complete Surrender
Avail Hollywood – Rehab Ain’t Working
Keiko Mastsui – A Night With Cha Cha
Grand Magus – Triumph and Power
K. Michelle – Can’t Raise A Man
St. Vincent – Digital Witness
Black Lips – Boys In The Wood
We Are Toonz – Drop That # NaeNae
Big Freedia - Explode
Ledisi – The Truth
Tinashe – 2 On
Kelly Willis & Bruce Robison – Motor City Man