2009-08-28

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2009-08-28 09:00 am

Assumptions

Gay people assume I'm straight; straight people assume I'm gay.

People assume I'm younger than I am.

Some people think I'm from Cleveland.

Some believe I don't mean it.

It's rumored that I'm nursing a secret sorrow; also, that I ran away and joined the circus when I was a child.

A few critics who are stupider than I am assume that they're smarter than I am.