Rubbernecker's enthusiasm dampened by first sentence

News story I expected to read through, based on the headline, but that I only read the first sentence of:

Headline: AMY WINEHOUSE CUTS SHORT COMEBACK GIG IN CARIBBEAN

First sentence: Amy Winehouse was forced to cut short a comeback gig in St. Lucia because of heavy rain.

Another Year In America May 7, 2009

A star glistens typically, a couple of country acts straddle the borderline, and there's a dead man walking.

( Kelly Clarkson )

( Brad Paisley )

( Eminem )

( Sugarland )