"However, since I visit an ice cream parlor only once every three years on average, someone will have to remind me."

AK says: Frank, when I set up my online ice cream reminder service, you will be the first person that I contact. But why so long between visits? Do you still harbor resentments towards ice cream parlors dating from your stint working at one?

Not far from where I live is a combination Dunkin' Donuts/ Baskin-Robbins...